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gulab-jal:

man: *stares at me*

me: shut the fuck up

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

caffeinepants:

i-effed-it-all-up:

pro tip: play “bad girls” by m.i.a while getting dressed in the morning. 100% guaranteed to make you feel like a punk rock ho ready to con the shit out of someone’s bank.

You’re damn right.

thedovahcat:

princessblogonoke:

the more u watch the funnier it gets

I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED AFTER LAUGHING SO HARD

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uncoeur:

THAT’S THE KIND OF SHIT I WANNA SEE ON THE INTERNET.

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531-8008: “ Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:( ”
nevver: “ What we’re reading ”
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seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

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